It's a catchy tune and the dancers are sweet. Ugh that new Christmas JC PENNY ad with the old woman who looks like Carol Channing with big black glasses everyone is dancing and merry making through JC Penny. Cleaner taste. R95, don't forget Starbucks. Kids' toothpastes, toothbrushes and mouthwashes are designed for growing mouths, and have fun characters and colors that make brushing fun! They hide behind the fact they can say fuck and shit more liberally and expect that to get them over. It may only play on the Pluto app, as I havent seen it on cable. The VoiceOver is by a woman with a Chav British accent. Visual dog whistle? Other factors, such as infertility, can cause conception problems, but infertility is not a symptom or associated condition of cerebral palsy disorder. What about the new Medicare benefits shit with Jimmy Walker? Now JJ from Good Times is on the Medicare Ad bandwagon. As she walks across the stage, the audience welcomes her with applause. I hate the Wendy's fries commercial where they compare them to McDonalds and for some reason there is loud grating scream. What happened to Al Bundy shilling for Nike? commercial featuring "Bill"? Either stop ironing, you twat waffle, or iron when you aren't watching the show. [quote] The sad animal commercial, with the fucking annoying chick practically crying through the dialogue. His hair, his face, his voice, the "helpful people" who make suggestions. I cannot STAND how commercials chop up songs to save time! In every previous "commercial's you're hating", I recognize 90% of them. The Oikos yogurt commercial featuring a young woman "singing" Chris Isaak's Wicked Game at karaoke. But wait! Grrrl, wrinkles are the least of your problems. Another is the LifeLock ad. The Walgreens commercial with the UGLY red headed girl. The car ad where three kinds of people state some destination they're headed to in their over-sized, nasty, gas-guzzling luxury tank. R330 never heard all the "women drivers!" Very sexy man. While they can be amusing at times I find them one note and irritating in these commercials. Get long-lasting relief with toothpaste for sensitive teeth. Otherwise, you'll just have to find some other site Like the weeping thumb on the Botox commercial who weep, weep lost his husband. The Snuggle teddy bear and the woman dancing.they look like they're having seizures. Only thing worse are their Adam Sadler tribute weekends who Im convinced owns a fare share of stock in the network. Enough! I HATE JB Smoove in those fucking Caesars commercials. It seems to be him hawking cheap, gaudy jewelry in his living room. I've never seen this ad, I've never even seen a generic Big Lots ad in my area. She dances like some cruiseship performer. R89,you may be eligible to add $144 to your Social Security. r91, It's like the Voltarin commercial where the wife with the gay husband is so glad that he has his moves back, and you can tell that the bartender, who pops his cork for everyone he sees and throws a boner, is also glad. until the mother pours some shredded cheese on their food. ALL the nasty, filthy cunt ads with the nasty, filthy cunts. So this poor kid had to memorize the lyrics to their ridiculous theme song to show what an incredible time hes having while eating sour cream with the family. Sure, right, yeah. So I work work work every day. Can imagine the outrage if there was a commercial where a guy killed a woman in bar? The pretty young couple consisting of the shrewish wife and pussy-whipped husband ("I like red") that's been celebrating Xmas with beribboned SUVs in recent years seems to have been replaced by a different pretty young couple -- the husband gives the wife a puppy and she gives him a huge SUV (without a bow). R66-I see that Goli spot and I just want to slap the shit out of that queen slapping his hands together. Use supermodels or very attractive women instead! Any fucking commercial with Kevin Hart screaming. The black gal covets and gives longing eyes to the other gal. He makes me hate whatever he's selling. The Zac Efron spot wherein he resembled a 70's gay porn star. Couldn't they find someone who was believable? Really? I know the game is popular - I used to play until I realized it's mind numbing, but how low will these people go? And then there are all those women taking shits Countdown to Amy Schumer and her Tampax Sequoias for women whose children simply fell out of them. So they talk about how they hand it down to each every time one is going through a rough patch in life. Oh, please. Afterwards they sit at the table and you just know wife and kid are found stuffed in a trunk a week later. She's so fucking annoying. You know they come up with the most bogus excuses as to why they want to hold on or get moms jewelry. Is it supposed to be funny? If I see one more Burlington Coat Factory commercial Im a scream.. Its a fucking coat factory.. Thats it. The one with an interracial couple (black guy, blonde white girl); she gets out of the car and he stays in, fantasizing about "bruncha manicurea nice pedicure" and then she gets back in with a check for the car she has just sold inside of two minutes! It's fucking January, not the holiday season. His megaphone, for calling people's attention to his business, was tied to a thin rope and on his chest. Yes it is!". Ah - as I type hear comes Mayim Bayalik cradling her coffee mug telling that she is a scientist. I notice there's a new spot for Doug and Emu as they try to fly in a helicopter. r468- maybe it's a call back to his DY-NO-MITE? speech. And now the hello Im your vagina commercial. Thats unfortunate because I did actually like them. The dad is looking at the boys crotch and ass in the jeans to see if his stuff looks good in them. . R541. R482 That PD treatment those crooked carrot commercials are pushing is a drug that is injected into the penis. Yes indeed, we too use "cookies." From his point-of-view heading out of store across parking lot a gay-voice bearded employee (cart guy?) Colgate Max Fresh Whitening Toothpaste with Breath Strips. Why, he's hardly working! Applebee's playing the fucking Cheers theme song. Any commercial with Kate McKinnon or Dan Levy. Most posters to this thread do not have a TV. [quote]That Kate McKinnon commercial. our privacy/terms or if you just want to see the damn Im in my home acting like Natalie Portman in the Dior commercial. If you continue to use this site we will assume that you are happy with it. There's this Canadian Amazon commercial with a guy (Hugh) and it sucks. Are these all regional commercials? Looking for expert dental advice? The Lume ad with the yoga women airing out their cracks makes me gag. The daisy sour cream commercial where the hot husband has been out gay cruising all night and picks up some sour cream on his way home. The commercials are long, tedious, and feature washed-up elderly actors and athletes that just make you sad. Horse faces both high on themselves while riding their high horses. Body parts are floppy or too stiff. The spot features a visually-impaired boy who gets on the school bus and takes a seat near a girl, where he finds an empty seat. So phoney I quickly change ir mute the channel. If I had a gun . [quote]The Carfax family of shamed people in tree camo who are too embarrassed to be seen in public because they paid too much for their used clunker. While I applaud the idea, the Pastor Chris guy just scares me. The puppet is singing "Time is On My Side". [quote] YOU HAVE AN ATTACHED GARAGE BEHIND YOU. Abnormal muscle tone. The Power of a Smile | Colgate Colgate US 60.9K subscribers Subscribe 727 90K views 1 year ago The power of a smile can bring optimism to those around you. It's on every 15 minutes regardless of what you're watching. Some replies are obscure tv commercials. I want Doug of Limu Emu and Doug fame inside of me, quite deeply. Lost them to or he drove them to? So, will the two 9-1-1 cast members ever get together in a romantic way? Keep your cool with fresh breath toothpastes and toothbrushes that give you the confidence to connect. Duh. Seat Geek with the talking and moving rear end of people. How long do people live with cerebral palsy? R24 go back to the toilet you crawled out of. After he smiles, the girl smiles too and he makes her acquaintance. Mike Lindells new towels hes plugging where one of the lines is are you tired of towels that dont dry? Bitch if it aint drying you what youre using clearly aint a towel. A commercial advertisement on television (usually abbreviated to TV commercial, ad, ad-film, and known in UK as advert, or TV advert) is a span of television programming produced and paid for by an organization, which conveys a message, typically to market a product or service. Just stick to South Park Comedy Central. The kids act like they're horrified by what they see, when in reality, they'd probably just shut the laptop or walk away. which she proceeds to do. R516 - those bother me, because the spill has already happened and they're like, "here's a fully-wrapped roll that you're going to have to tear the plastic off of before you can grab a paper towel to wipe up the spill". Its like being a Cassandra of crap. What low-end crap *won't* he shill for? They picked homely women so, yeah, I CAN picture all those Karens pooing! Nothin on my skin. Makes me feel like if I boarded that ship, I'd be murdered mid-cruise. One guy says the psychic saw him owning a yoga studio because of interest in exercise. Just saw another stupid TeleDoc ad, though, that's not the name of the particular service in the commercial. She is an actress that screams, DO NOT BELIEVE ME! That fag deserves to be mentally unstable. John Cena and the purple cow who moos BOOOOOOST! For example, you may say My Toothpaste Brings a Smile You Cant Outshine. Use words referring to whiteness and brightness and good taste, and if possible, tie it into the name of your toothpaste product. Others started on YouTube and made their way to the three main network channels and cable channels. The little twit in the Brainly App ad being disrespectful and condescending to her father. Everyone apparently thinks it's Dolly Parton singing. Your not fooling anyone that he's still a kid.and that 20 year old caleb with his squeaky voice making our ears bleed. Cleaner teeth.\r3 ways clean is Colgate clean!\r\r(Gardol talk)\r\rA happy Colgate girl and boy\rbrushed 3 ways clean to both enjoy(? In real life, Oliver Stark actually has this birthmark. I wish they'd stop playing it. In which country Colgate toothpaste is banned? Dont know which is more peculiar, writing to the dead or writing a letter to your multiple sclerosis. Please bring back Rashida Jones Expedia commercials! That stupid millennial CUNT swinging her pussy around and talking about her dry, stressed eyes and shrieking. It reminds me of that picture where that old lady tried to "fix" the painting of Jesus, where all you see are very detailed eyes but the rest of the face is smooth and featureless. I watch TV, I watch both cable and broadcast channels, I haven't seen most of these ads. Its breakthrough formula does more.. "Age is just a number and mine's unlisted!". Colgate closed its toothpaste factory four months ago in Mozambique, leaving only a distribution unit for South African products. The guy drops off food at some poor sod's house then saunters off, staring at his phone. The WWF gives you a stuffed elephant plushie if you subscribe. Maybe because 75% of people under forty talk exactly like this it was a great choice? This new platform was developed exclusively for dental professionals to provide patients the most trusted oral care products. Is this the only way you can make money, Jimmy J. Walker and Joe Namath??? They ran a new malodorous crack Spackle commercial, with the inventor simply saying what's not in it. Finger Hut with the jungle black woman doing a jungle dance while mowing her lawn with a push mower. Yes R208 those are real people on the medicine being discussed who have been compensated for appearing in the ads. And shrill! Kind of negates all the miracle drug happy talk. In this one, I've never seen or heard of most of them. I wish they would bring back the Country Western Band version. When you literally turn things into black and white ONLY issues youre gonna alienate the rest and with their cash cow South Park now running new shows and repeats on Paramount Plus, what do you thinks gonna happen? Grammarly commercials where people sit at computers with the camera spinning around them dramatically as slowly broadening smiles of joy creep across their faces. Speaking of Jlo r1, I play several games on my phone, and I'm constantly seeing Jlo in ads for Coin Master. He was a pain in the ass on that show, too. Find your smile power and pass. Idiots cant go to a local grocery or produce store and buy the same stuff for less than half the price?? That really fucking touched me. That computer virus protection software commercial where the employees say "believe" about 50 times - how more annoying can you get? All Rakuten commercials but particularly this one. Colgate has also launched a project called Colgate Optimism Project, which is an initiative that focuses on celebrating optimistic youth leaders who are taking active steps to change their world for the better. Also I think one of their taglines was something like "Now you never have to stop working!" [quote] I thought that guy was J. The Bounty commercials where some idiot spills a liquid they all react as if it's sulfuric acid. My God, doesn't this man have enough money? In 2015, the family moved from Atlanta to Los Angeles to pursue opportunities in the acting industry for his older siblings, while Gavin, just starting kindergarten, was fighting to overcome many of the physical limitations caused by his cerebral palsy and adapting to new physical therapists and school life. This is a longer version - in the short version I usually see he even lisps his s's. I know more and more movie stars are doing commercials, like Clooney and Pitt for coffee, I just thought the Liev had more clout than to shill for mattresses. This is the exciting part!. No R393.but apparently Rob Gronkowski is. I don't know what to make of the Amazon commercials about how well they treat their employees. Ask the Colgate Chatbot. May he just needs to open them. STOP WHISPERING ON COMMERCIALS! Colgate Commercial - 2008 was released on: USA: 29 January 2008 (internet) . The singing is so horrible I have no idea WTF they are selling. What about the old, starving, cold Russian Jews? The unions basically fucked over their members. The Covenant House commercial that uses the anti-human hymn "Amazing Grace.". There's a new commercial for an allergy medicine or something which mentions spring time - and it uses the song "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year". - they must be throwing millions at them. Id do anything, for you dear - anything! Or a T-shirt that says This T-Shirt is a MITZVAH! I think the Amazon before the wedding commercial should only run in Russia as part of the sanctions. You've never been in my fucking daydream. . I didnt read the whole thread so sorry if someone already said this. Something about that makes me want to throw a brick through the TV. It's up there with the Beatle song torturer!! Aha! You still have to do all the prep work, like oH tHiS iS SO FUtuRistic!!!1! Nope. I hope that people who want to help understand that the best way is to support local groups -- but I suppose these manipulative advertisers have studies showing that their horrible commercials actually produce the results they want. It's set in a tacky pink house with a little pink tunnel leading to her front door. Mike Lindell's pathetic "I'm being cancelled" ads for his shit pillows. Please click here to update your account with a username and password. Its so annoying. 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