During the fourth season of Ellen in 1997, she came out as a lesbian in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show. Unless, of course, you got your degree at TikTok, then youre set for the rest of your life. Ellen DeGeneres: Here and Now: Directed by Joel Gallen. Why do you care where I get my protein? Obviously, a lot of grads, this is a tough time to be starting out. I dont know, I just dont I put it in there. You buy a ladder when youre an adult. They stabbed at it with their sword. We put someone in a box so, you know I think everyone thinksthat all celebrities live exactly the same. They insist on memorizing your order. Thats good good advice. And also, I have a fear of getting hit in the eye with one of those graduation caps because theyre extremely pointy and no one really pays attention. And I looked at the bird and I said: Dont leave, youre safe in here. And the bird looked at me and said: I dont belong in here. And flew out. Ellen Degeneres: (06:05) But I would say, follow your dream First of all, I thought you did a great job, but follow your dreams. [crowd laughs] -Why? That Im not a dancer. March 16, 2022. [background song playing] -Thats well done! Comedian/actress Ellen DeGeneres brings her honesty and off-the-wall wit to this stand-up special taped live at NYC's Beacon Theater. I did not graduate college. And Thats when you grow. Ellen DeGeneres' Celebrity Supporters and Detractors Which appeared to be news to Ellen. [crowd laughs] Hm. We keep things we all keep things that are, you know, I dont like to waste things. Ellen Degeneres: (07:53) tWitch: (08:14) It was the only graduation ceremony really. Host Ellen DeGeneres continues to deliver uplifting, inspiring, and hilarious experiences to viewers. Ellen DeGeneres definitely did not accept an invitation to Dakota Johnson's birthday party earlier this fall. And in the bad times, remember, they wont last forever. I was younger than that I think Michael Jackson was in NewOrleans and I was so I heard where he was, that what street he was on and so, Ichased, I didnt chase. Happy birthday Im laying on the sofa, I have my phone. Im sure you have it archived. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. Ellen Degeneres: (03:17) Like, if someone cuts me off in a dangerous way if I honk, they are like: Ellen? [crowd laughs] [crowd laughs and claps] Yeah, that and the dancing. He was using me as bait, hoping that Charlton would go: Oh, cute little girl. And come over,you know. What do they like Walk around, opening [crowd laughs] I heard someone say that a junk drawer is a metaphor for your life. Now when you fly, its like I mean yourewalking down the aisle to your seat,which is you know 10B or whatever it is Its like Noahs Ark. I mean, the fact that he has that, you know, title of sliced bread. Shes laying on the other sofa, she hasher phone and we were in that Instagram vortex that you get stuck in and youjust find all these different things but instead of finding something cute and sharing it and going over there and saying Like shes four feet away from me. Ill do that, thank you. -Well, thats soaked in ham juice. I went through sort of a bad girl phase, Iwas on Aspirin. Ellen Degeneres: (02:51) There was a woman in there and there wasa hair brush and some mints by the way,whos using that hairbrush? Im not just a spokesperson, Im a gay. Out of these, the cookies that are categorized as necessary are stored on your browser as they are essential for the working of basic functionalities of the website. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up He was like the Harry Styles of 1979. Discover why Rev is the #1 speech-to-text service in the world. "I learned. with the money, yeah, dont act funny, yeah Is that the largest popcorn you've got there, that bucket? Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up And I had something that was pretty significant that happened to me and I didnt even know I was struggling with coming out. No, deathly allergic. I dont know, I just guessed. -Fine. [crowd laughs] They try to be so fancy when you go intothe fine dining. Yeah, they really made it known that celebrities wear something and I remember, Charlton Heston came to town and I was four years old and everybody was crowdingaround trying to get a good look at Charlton Heston. People see me, whenever they see me anywhere, theyre like: Dance Ellen, dance. And Im like Im getting a mammogram. The thing is, I didnt pack correctly. "Hi Everyone, I want to let you all know . In her first special since 2003, Ellen revisits her road to stardom and details the heartfelt -- and hilarious -- lessons she's learned along the way. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up I dont understand what fleas do even. That was somebodys idea. You dont buy a ladder when youre a teenager. Were all on our own individual path. It was my senior year of high school. [crowd laughs] How did you get in here, anyway?" Yeah . And, its a big You can imagine howbig the bathroom is. Still Oh, thank you. Jesus broke bread. Girl, you looks good, wont you back that ass up With topics ranging from tight rompers to ugly bras to why every man needs a box spring, Iliza remains the hilarious, affecting voice of her generation. DeGeneres opened the last hour of "The Ellen DeGeneres Show" by discussing the progress that had been made since the series premiered in 2003, noting that she "couldn't say 'gay' on the show". Yep, you could get that for sure. I kinda had to tone it down a little bit, I had to dress differently. But yet, so you can see like her hair is soaking wet shes got mud on her face and were So we get down to the bottom and we take a picture with our group that we went with, and you can see the mud where we had all fallen and sank into the mud. But they are so, the thingis if you have a sock that you like, everybody has their favorite socks and you will wear those socks as long as youpossibly can. And the next morning, I woke up and I said: Im coming out.. Nothing happened, so they just And then finally, in 1928, some gay guy, you know he was gay, for sure. Today is the first day of the rest of your life, or maybe tomorrow or the day after that. Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? FOX Image Collection via Getty Images. I thought about that too,on the side Good night. If I see theyre not gonna write itdown. We get a junk drawer. But that's exactly where she found herself in 1997 when she broke out of the professional closet she'd inhabited since becoming a standup comic. The comedian muses on stoned koalas, his dads vasectomy confusion, choosing between his hair and his sex drive and more. Yeah, thats very clever and very fresh, and.. Well, thats wonderful hearing thatfrom you. Does she still have the cats? I mean social media is I think theres good things about it obviously and we canreach a lot of people and the world is more connected now but we dont talkanymore, our phones never if our cell phone rings Whos calling me, who would? You know, I found, Portia and I, on a Sunday afternoon. But I really, you know, as much asthat was an imprint that celebrities werespecial and, you know, I knew that I didntthink I was gonna be a celebrity. Fine dining. -Hows the dining? I know you dont think thats as important but it really is. Back that ass up Gillian: And it didn't happen. I dont know if I shouldget it. Ask your doctor if Trulicity is right foryou. Why is that my job? Yeah. [crowd claps] Unless youre lost in the woods and you see a path. May is usually the beginning of graduation season. This is my second month of quarantine shows. I just think when something istalked about and when you seerepresentatives of whatever the subjectis it demystifies it. Girl, who is you playin wit? tWitch: (08:24) Im trying to do What he do, with raise the roof? The performance is in English, with no multiple language options included. I mean, there are gay football players, there are gay baseball players there are gayhockey players, there are gay doctors, lawyers there are gay hairdressers, you guys. Youse a fine motherfucker, wont you back that ass up Again! I got a TV from the gay lady. Was there a problem with the meal, everything OK? Its usually a Prius, isnt it? Flatten it out. -Well, that comeswith Parmesan cheese. You goaround them and show them how they shouldbe driving and then you hit a red light. And when I married Portia, she had a little ladder. Thank you. I got it right there, thank you. Heathens. He was popular, too. You have nice feet. Extend your content reach and maximize your engagement rates. They dont even Theyve done some gardening, theyve gone on a picnic theyre on the lake in a boat, theyve gone to get ice cream. Now, theyre carrying animals around with them I There are somany pills. She may not be gay anymore, I dont know. Then I do. In Rwanda, so So we went to Rwanda for my birthday this summer to go see the mountain gorillas and see the the site where were building my campus, and it was unbelievable. What do you guys think, do you like them? These cookies do not store any personal information. Like weall live behind big gold gates down along winding driveway and to a big round motor court with a fountain in the center shooting up in the air and double doorsleading to a two-story entrance andmatching curved staircases to the secondfloor and a chandeliermade of crystal and gold toilets, and What else do I have? Theres a AA battery. And before I had that dream I didnt realize I was in a cage. Back that ass up Theres a key and you dont know what its to. El libro esta en la biblioteca. Ellen DeGeneres has officially danced down the aisles for the last time. But I didnt know what I was gonna do and my life changed when I was 21 yearsold and my girlfriend at the time was killed in a car accident And I passed the accident., it had just happened. Ellen Lee DeGeneres (born January 26, 1958) is an American comedian, television host, actress, writer, and producer. like theyre impressing us in some way. That was I wish that was a joke, but its not. I dont like to waste food. Libary Really? Ellen DeGeneres was born in 1958 in New Orleans, Louisiana, and grew up in the Big Easy suburb of Metarie. These cookies will be stored in your browser only with your consent. She has dry eye and thats okay. DeGeneres has hosted the Academy Awards, Grammy Awards, and the Primetime Emmys. 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